did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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