help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
In other news, I just burned my penis
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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