Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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