i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
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