we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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