if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
Randomize
