his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Randomize
