awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
It's okay, I found my phone in the toaster oven. Logical explanation: 5 martinis
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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