How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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