i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
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