Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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