sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Randomize
