I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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