he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
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