ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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