Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
