i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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