Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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