O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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