Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Captain Phil from deadliest catch died... im trying to think of a memorial fb status but "ill miss your crabs" doesnt sound right
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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