she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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