just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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