He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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