omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Well now you know not to take drugs from your friends. Take it from stangers. They're more reliable.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I know her cup size but not her name....
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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