i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I got inside last night via doggy door
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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