Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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