Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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