So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
in your professional opinion, what's the most elegant way of saying "sorry I spent all night flirting with you, I thought you were gay" ?
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