I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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