when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
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