ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
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