I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i think my tv is drunk
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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