yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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