Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
There was a lot of him and a little penis
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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