hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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