Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
