There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Randomize
