Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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