I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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