Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
it's like heaven, but drunker
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
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