"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
I love having hate sex.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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