I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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