I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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