I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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