walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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