please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
ugly people sure do ruin things
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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