Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
My feet surprised me
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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