He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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