I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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