Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
You're best friend just tackled me....naked....brought me to his room where he had freshly baked cinnamon rolls. I didn't know he could cook
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