But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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