I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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