that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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