I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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